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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 25.06.2025 04:01

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Loons and Moons

Unacceptable again!

No go.

What should we make of Taiwan's move to erase the category "Han" from its official information page?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Another attempt resulted in ...

So, the docs changed it to read

Common Antibiotic Found To Tame Blood Pressure in Surprising New Role - SciTechDaily

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

These Diabetes Drugs Are Finding New Life as an Antiaging Hack - WSJ

Everyone loved it.

Still no good.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

If you were a writer for HBO, how would you rewrite the final season of Game of Thrones?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Next, they tried...

Why do some films seem to date/age so badly?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Minds and Behinds

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Can you explain the validity of relativity theory? It seems to me to be untrue, as time is universal, and the time is now everywhere.

Just Forget it!

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

share office space ...

Risk Of Dengue Fever Is Just Another Reason Cruises Suck - Jalopnik

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Catatonics & High Colonics

They put up a sign reading

Will Ukraine eventually return to Russia's sphere of influence?

Nuts and Butts

So they tried

Then came..

Report: Knicks have interest in Wolves' Chris Finch as new head coach - Sports Illustrated

Still no good

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

‘How To Train Your Dragon’ Review: Live-Action Take Subtly Stretches The Original’s Wingspan - Deadline

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No way

1 Nutrient You're Likely Not Eating Enough of on a High-Protein Diet - TODAY.com

Thumbs down again.

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Your Brain Wrinkles Are Way More Important Than We Ever Realized - ScienceAlert